The F word

I was walking home from the train station just now when a chain of vulgarity gushed passed me. It was a lady, or should I say an Ah Lian, cursing and swearing to her counterpart in potent Hokkien. The F word filled the air and was blasphemously heard at least 10 times from her shitty mouth.

How I wish her mum could just bind her mouth or make her a mute because she ‘fark’ too farking much!!!

These people ah…use vulgarity like nobody’s business. The F word was used like punctuation marks. Can those people be more discrete about their speech and language? I mean, they are abusing our mighty F word!!

You see, when you are really really god damn angry and you fark people off, this word helps you convey the message across sternly. It should be used just once and no more than that.

But, when you fark people off too freaking much, the F word loose its value and meaning because it is literally degraded.

Surely we won’t want to downgrade such marvellous word, do we?? So the next time you want to fark people off, think twice or thrice.

Vulgarity is addictive!! The more people ask you to stop ‘farking’, you ‘fark’ even more right? Didn’t you realise the fact that a person who doesn’t use vulgarity doesn’t use it and people whose mouths are preoccupied with vulgarity usually enjoy the aftertaste of it?

So, if you don't want to stop, don't start. If you have already started, just continue.

As for my case, you will hardly have a chance to hear anything vulgar pouring from my sinless and sanitized mouth. I would be rewarded with a puffy red cheek from my mum if she ever hears anything that sounded too funny in her humble opinion.

I got this link from a friend: F word quite funny though...