A hypocrite

School is a place for fun, laughter, peace and joy. It is also the very place where friendships are built on. I treasure the friendship between all my friends. It is priceless, yet fragile. To me, a friendship is broken when one starts to lie.

Actually, anger had been silently accumulating in me and I am about to explode. So, I shall now detonate everything here.

As the story goes, in my clique, there are 5 of us. Four beauties, one beast. We plan things together, have our meals together and have fun together. But, things gradually started to change. One of the beauties is a liar. She was practically lying through her set of yellowish teeth!!!

Initially, we find reasons to forgive and forget. After some time, we run out of excuses for her. It is just too complicated to be expressed here and it is difficult to explain her behavior. She is insanely “different” and “unique” from the rest of us, like an alien. Hmmm… shall we just call her ET from now on??

Recently, we were planning for a friend’s 21st birthday. That friend is close to us and she invited us for her birthday lunch. You see, how can a birthday celebration be complete without friends and presents? So, Ash was in town the other day to get her a little something. She called every one of us to ask if we are willing to chip in. When she called ET, ET nonchalantly said “no”. Ash thought she had heard her wrongly and asked again. To her astonishment, the answer was still a straight “no”.

Guess what!! Today, ET said things differently, jumping to her own defense even before we asked her. Imagine ET staring at you with that I-am-sooo-innocent look, biting her lower lip, fingers nibbling the edge of her shirt and wiggling her toes. That makes it look like it is not her fault at all. Wow, great move huh??

Fake Fake Fake!!!! What a big fat liar!!! Hypocrite

Her nose will not grow longer each time she lies. That would make her prettier. Objection!!! Instead, it will shrivel into a snout. Soon, ET’s nose will dissolve into her face, into her pea-size brain and out from the back of her head. The result: Hollow Man!!!! Mahahahaha!!!!!!!!

This is not the first time and I believe it will definitely not be the last. I shall see how much more lies is she gonna cook up. Peace to the world, she piss my world…

Going home with ET is the worst. She act innocent, putting up a show. The conversation between us is so boring. She can bore the dead to another death, but surprisingly i am still alive! She is talking about the same old things every time. As you know, I am angelic, I entertain her. But deep down, I can readily transform into a demon.

That’s how our conversation might go:

Part 1
ET: I like to eat vegetables, they are so delicious.

Angelic Me (AM): That’s good, it can keep you healthy. =)

Demonic Me (DM): Tsk, what colour is your shit today? Since you eat so much vege, you will transform into a vegetable one day. I guess your shit will also be full of nutrients. What a waste if you flush it down, try spreading it over your face like a facial mask.


Part 2
ET: I am going for a long walk now, too bad it is not raining. Don’t worry about me, I am okie…

AM: Are you really ok, you don’t sound good.

DM: Long walk ar?? The rain is coming to flush you off. You will trip and fall, break your two front teeth and I will be mocking at you.


Part 3
ET: I feel so useless. I am so sad.

AM: No… how can you look down on yourself?

DM: Ya, since you know how useless you are, can you please deliquesce into some unicellular organism and exit from my sight?? It is a pain to see you around.


The angelic me will give politically right replies. But, she is getting on my nerves and forcing out the demonic me. One fine day, I might lose control and display the demon in front of her. The only reason why I am putting up with her is because she is prone to suicide. That’s all.

You know the trust is already broken when she starts to lie.