Movie Marathon

As the rest of my schoolmates were busy mugging for exam the past week, I was indulging myself in an endless movie spree. Within a week, I had watched 9 movies!!! Before Sunrise, Before Sunset, Spiderman 1, 2, 3, 200 Pounds Beauty, My Sassy Girl, 50 First Dates and Seducing Mr Perfect. I watched them in this sequence at home, expect Spiderman 3.


R: What show is that?? Before sunrise and before sunset?? Never hear before. Porn ar??

Me: Not porn la.

R: Dun bluff la… Porn right!! Before sunrise, before sunset… Got before dinner after lunch not??
Me: -_-

Ok, most girls don’t watch porn, and I am with the majority. Besides R, jl was another fella who interpreted the 2 movies as porn. I was wondering how they had come out with such a conclusion and did a random search on the net.

I got this.

Full of sex...

What a difference between a male and a female brain. Sex occupies the majority of a guy’s brain and for the female; it could barely be seen under the microscope. That is no wonder guys can linked anything and everything to sex. The woman talks about feeling and emotions, while man goes for more mechanical stuff, like sex.

I bet most guys could imagine a chicken to be like this too!!

Look closely at the male brain again. See how small the toilet aiming cell is?? Barely visible!!!
We had heard many toilet cleaners complaining that some guys pee all over the place, except aiming into the generously huge urinal. I thought this would be a good reminder, to be place in front of each urinal.

Hahaha!!! Hope you had a good laugh.
I don't discriminate against male, because I like guys too!!

p/s: All pictures are taken randomly from the net.