A poem for girls...

I shave my legs, I sit down to pee.
And I can justify any shopping spree.

Don't go to a barber, but a beauty salon.
I can get a massage without a hard-on.

I can balance the check book; I can pump my own gas.
I can talk to my friends about the size of my ass.

My beauty's a masterpiece and yes, it takes long.
At least I can admit to others when I'm wrong.

I don't drive in circles, at any cost.
And I don't have a problem admitting I'm lost.

I never forget an important date.
You just gotta deal with it, I'm usually late.

I don't watch movies with lots of gore.
Don't need instant replay to remember the score.

I won't lose my hair, I don't get jock itch.
And just cause I'm assertive, Don't call me a bitch.

Don't say to your friends, Oh yeah, I can get her.
In your dreams, my dear, I can do better!

Flowers are okay, but jewellery's best.
Look at me you idiot...Not at my chest.

I don't have a problem, with expressing my feelings.
I know when you're lying, you look at the ceiling.

DON'T call me a GIRL, a BABE or a CHICK.
I am a WOMAN. Get it? You DICK!?!

The End


This is really a felicitous piece of literature!!! It is kinda blunt when expressing its thoughts, but that is exactly what which make it sound so real. I didn’t write this and definitely not any of my friends. It is an email from rus. Since it is so hilarious, I decided to share it. So, are all the girls like that?? hmmm....

Happy Lunar New Year in advance too!!! Stay Happy and Funky!!! =)