Happy winter

Since today is “dong zhi”, I hope everyone have had their tang yuan. I am having mine while typing this!!! Simply delicious *slurp*

Have you been wondering what I was up to lately?? Well, I am definitely not MIAing. It is just that recently, I find checking email a chore. It is like, you turn on your computer, sign in to your mailbox, got a shock with 60 over mails (thinking you are so popular) and realized there are countless junk mails among them. Some mails are really interesting, but when it comes to chain mails, I felt so cursed when I opened them…

I assure you that chain mails are the best way to curse your friends. Don’t believe me?? Check this out!!

Usually, the mail starts with something sweet, or with a really catchy subject, for instance:

- FW: Fwd: how guys xpress their love
- FW: What a girl needs from her Boyfriend???
- FW: Fwd: FW: GirL taLkz.

With that, none of your friend would resist the temptation of opening these mails!!! And the curse begins….
After those sweet and nice advices cum poems cum cute cute pictures, most chain mails would have similar endings like this:

Now make a wish about something you would like to happen
between you and your crushOk, now if you send this to:
01 person~ your wish will come true in 6 months
02 people~ your wish will come true in 1 month
03 people~ your wish will come true in 2 weeks
05 people~ your wish will come true in 1 week
10 people~ your wish will come true tomorrow
20 people~ your wish will come true in 2 hours

BUT!

If you don't send it to anyone, you will have bad luck in your love life forever and you will be humiliated in front of everyone you like!!
You have 5 minutes!!

You get what I mean?!? Bloody hell!! Stop the curse!!! If an email is interesting, I will definitely forward them to share the joy with my friends!!! There is no need for the last part at all.

The next time I receive such emails, I will edit the last part and send it back to the sender. It will go like:

Ok, if you curse me
01 time ~ you will not pee for 1 week.
02 times ~ you will not shit for 2 weeks.
03 times ~ your ass will disappear permanently.

Let’s see who’s the devil here!!

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Updates

I got to know a financial advisor recently through my brother and bought an insurance policy from her last Tuesday. Well, it is good to be protected, but sometimes I began to wonder if my life is only worth so much. The one I bought covers for death, critical illness and total permanent disability. I am quite puzzled over the last one actually…

When I asked about total permanent disability, I found out that they meant losing all of it. So, I must lose both arms or legs or eyes in ordered for the policy to be valid?!? Now, this is weird. If for instance, I went swimming one day and the shark decided to bite off my arm, I will not be insured because I still have another arm. So, I have got to jump in again, get the shark to bite off another arm so as to be insured. Isn’t that what they meant by total permanent disability?? Well… that’s life…

Another BIG thing!!! I pierced my ears!!

I was town with yishi and we hopped into a shop at wisma. The next moment, I was seated on a high stool, waiting for a sin to be committed.

There was a girl who did her piercing before me. She was noisy!! I would deeply appreciate it if she could just shut her mouth and get that done quickly as sat opposite her, staring at her screams and waiting like a toad. The waiting part is horrendous. I felt helpless as yishi was giggling away at my agony…

BANG!!!

2 ears done at the same time. A pretty ear stat sited prettily in the middle of my ear lobe.
I didn’t go through the pain for nothing. In the future, I shall request for diamond earrings from my husband. Wahahahaha!!!!