10 things girls cannot tolerate from guys

Yippy!!! After I had handed in my draft and my tests are over yesterday, I am feeling slightly relief… However, I was so slack that I actually woke up to realized it was already 1.45pm…. But after rejuvenating from the long rest, it is time for a short break, and start thinking of stupid things again. Hehehe…

I was thinking while sweeping the floor just now. What are the 10 things I cannot tolerate from guys, and here’s my list!!

Number 10: Guys in shorts

Yeah, I understand that the weather is hot and shorts are comfortable choices. But the problem lies with me. I cannot stand the sight of guys in shorts!!! I HATE HATE HATE seeing their thighs… Perhaps there is really something wrong with me, but shorts for guys are just no-no. Girls look good in shorts, provided they do not have thunder thighs, but hairy thighs from men is simply… Yuck!!!


Number 9: Guys with moustache and goatee

It is because girls do not have goatee that I hates goatee. Goatees are just not for Asians especially, because it looks weird with that few strands of hair, no longer than your armpit hair, fluttering in the wind. It makes a man look untidy, older, slacker and simply horrible. The worst is that food often sticks to the moustache while eating. The sight of crumbs of food sticking all over the moustache is a super turn off. Moreover, it makes an honest person look like a terrorist.


Number 8: Guy who try too hard to look different

I cannot stand girls who think they are so super drop-dead gorgeous, when they are not!! Similarly, I hate guys who try so hard to be suave when they are not. It becomes more disgusting when they tried to style their hair into something totally off the shelf, and wear some clothes trying hard to look different. Like for instance, some guys just don’t suit sleeveless tops, due to their flabby fair arms, but they still wear them. It is a major turn off. I mean, guys hate girls with flabby arms, thunder thighs and extra tyre around our waist, and expect us to hide them. We expect the same from guys too!! They should hide their flaws too!! =)


Number 7: Guys who complain a lot

Yeah, they do exist!! Guys who complain a lot are irritating bastards!!! If they have so much time to complain, why not spend the time to do something more constructive?? The worst part is when their problems are such peanut issue and not worth the time thinking. I understand that everyone complains, but when they complain how much the price of detergent downstairs had gone up by 50 cents, it is so damn irritating!! It is not as though there is anything I can do!! If he complains that he had been ill-treated or the shopkeeper cons him, perhaps I would still suggest that he to lodge his complain to CASE. But when I gave my suggestion, he won’t listen!!! Damn it!! Then don’t tell me la!!


Number 6: Guys who cry over pea size issues

Many guys say they are afraid to see girls crying. Likewise girls will be at a lost when a guy cries. I am not saying guys should not cry. I am saying guys should not cry over pea-sized issue. I do come across guys who are so vulnerable, weak like flowers and gets affected over minor things. For this group of guys, I cannot hate them, but I shall treat them like “one-of-us”.


Number 5: Guys that are “Action Barbie”

Ever had guy friends who tried to be involved in everything and did not excel in any?? These are the guys who will be categorized as the action barbie. They just wanted their names to be everywhere and wanted to be popular. Yeah, they tried to be well-known, and impress the girls. However, such plans usually back-fired, and they end up setting their ass on fire. Girls hate action barbies, because we don’t see them as guys, we see them as Barbie dolls we have at home!!


Number 4: Guys with bad attitude

Guys who blow their top over small issues are intolerable ass-holes. I hate to see a guy scolding their girlfriend or wife or whatever on the street. I believe arguments should be contained within 4 walls and not in the public!!! Arguing in the public is as good as flashing your ass to random passersby!! The worst that can ever happen is when a guy lifts his hand to hit the girl. I can never tolerate this nonsense no matter it is the 21st or 31st century. It is just so very wrong, no matter what you say. If I ever get married, I will never let my husband lay his fingers on me; else I will go crazy and chop off his dick!!


Number 3: Guys who talk with their tongues dripping with honey

I hate sweet talker!! If there is to be an animal that describe these category of man, it would be none other than dogs!! I hate guys who tried hard to hook up random girls just by their sweet tongues, and similarly, I cannot stand girls who are so damn cheap to fall into their traps, when they jolly well know this category of men are out to play. The worst is having this kind of person to be your boyfriend. I know all guys can be sweet talkers, but I want my boyfriend to be mushy mushy towards me and nobody else!! Love is selfish, and so am I!!


Number 2: Gossipy guys

Gossip is a girl’s thing, not for guys!! Right, I admit I am the gossipy kind of person, but I know when to stop, and keep things to myself. What I cannot stand is that some guys gossip and spread the news around!!! It is nice to befriend such guys, because they surely have up-to-date information. However, I cannot stop to label them as sissy…because it is just un-manly for a guy to gossip. My point is: Gossip is a girl’s thing. It is!! Stop complaining and shut your mouth!!!


Number 1: Male chauvinist pigs (MCP)

The number 1 on my top most hated guys is none other than the MCP!!! There is nothing more to say, 95% of girls hate MCP, 2.5% are women without backbone and cannot survive without the MCPS, while the other 2.5% are lesbians. Hahaha!!!


Ok that’s all folks!!!


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Recently, one pervert caller keeps calling my handphone!! It has already been one week. I am not sure if that is a he/she/it. Every time I pick up the call, I cannot hear him/her/it speaks, there is just silence, but obviously, the sound coming from his/hers/it side is noisy. Yesterday, that person called again thrice!! I have already warned him/her/it that I will report the case to the police if he/she/it calls again, but just now, I received the call again!!!

I have already called my hp provider and asked if I can block that number, but it cannot be done!!! What should I do next?? The number is xxx49285.

So angry!!!