I’ve always enjoy watching Channel 8 dramas, and recently there was another longwinded-cum-intangible-cum-complicated series going on. The point of watching drama series is to watch till the end and get to know how the story turns out. The question is always the same - Will they be together, or not??
Life had been too kind to me, and I don’t know when my next tragic will strike. Sometimes, I wonder how my story will end.
Will my life be full of dramas?? Will I wake up one day and lost all my memories or I found out that I am an adopted kid or I am soon going to die from leukemia?? No, that is too much like a Korean drama.
Will my life be monotonous?? I will just graduate, find a job, get a husband, bear some kids, grow old and die?? No, that’s too boring.
Perhaps, my story goes like this. I will still graduate, find a husband and get married. I will still grow old and die, but before that something interesting must happen!!! My family will strike TOTO 10 million dollars and we will go on a holiday. At the beach, my husband fell in love with a bikini babe while I fall for a hunk. We decided to split up the 10 million and go our separate ways, looking forward to a second chance in life….
Yuck!!! This story is too gross… scrape that!!
Or perhaps, my life will be a tragic. On the day I get married, my husband lost his mind and decided to turn gay. So, he would randomly grab a guy and dump me. I will suddenly go crazy and ended up staying in Hougang chalet for the rest of my life…
Ohh no… this will be too much for me to handle…scrape that too!!
Or maybe, I will get married happily. Everything is lovey dovey and smooth sailing for me and my husband, until one day my 13 year old kid got herself pregnant and I must prepare to take on the role as a grandmother when I am only 40 years old??
Damn it!!! That must not happen either!!
Why is my stories so unmoving and pessimistic and nonsensical??
When I start my story from the beginning, I don’t know how it will turn out to be. Starting in the middle makes no sense at all, not even to me, because the stories will be full of shit like what I have just written. So, I guess I should start writing my story from the end, so that people know how it all turned out to be.
"We lived happily ever after."
That’s the way I want my story to end.
2 comments:
Whatever u do, just don't become a scriptwriter.
HAHAHA
ya loh, my stories would be tragic!!
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